So...

If you don't want to imagine that people who aren't as beautiful as yourself ever take their clothes off, or you're a bit squeamish when it comes to consensual fun that goes beyond the strictly horizontal stuff that the church approves of (well, ok, they're still quite fussy when it comes to sodomy, but you get my drift..), please avert your eyes. In about a minute, you can open them and you'll be at the BBC News web site, where you can read about the really nasty stuff that goes on in the world.

On the other hand ...

If you'd like to know more about me, you have a healthy interest in rough sex (and why are you here if not?) or you just want to see pictures of me rummaging through the dressing up box, click here or on the photo at the right to come on in.

If you're an innocent sort of person that I smiled at in a bar and gave my email address to, you'll probably go "Ewwww" and run away when you see this site. So send me an email instead and remember it's all just a bit of fun, and none of it is compulsory.