Tired of wading through gallery pages to find something that turns you on? Not sure if it's really the rubber or the bondage that does it for you? Or has something saggy in the corner single-handedly spoilt your pleasure while you're browsing my pictures? Don't worry - Fetish-O-Matic can help!

And now... From Hackney, it's the pics of the week! Fetish-O-Matic has a default option, which is to show you all the new pictures that have been added to the site.

What is it?

The Fetish-O-Matic page lets you choose exactly what pictures you see, in a customised gallery just for you. All you need to do is tick the boxes to say what you want to look at, and you'll see the pictures from this site that match your criteria*.

So, if you just want to see the pictures of smoke sex (yeah, call me Monica, why don't you...) or something with hoods, click away!

How to use it - 3 steps to manual relief

1. Pick the things that interest you from the table, by clicking to put a tick to the left of your favourite fetishes.

2. Choose whether you want to see pictures with any of the things you ticked, or just the ones that feature all of them. If you opt for the latter, don't tick too many boxes - there are only so many things I can wear or do at once!

3. Click the 'Get me hard' button, fetch the tissues and wait for the pictures to appear.

Choose your fetish

If you've changed your mind, you can go back to the main page by clicking the logo at the bottom right.

* Actually, you won't find all the pictures from the Explicit section on Fetish-O-Matic. You have to view some of those directly, and don't forget you'll need to ask me for a password.